Now that we're all acquainted, I thought you might want to meet my family.
Did I mention I'm married to George Clooney and my step-son is Johnny Depp? I didn't? Well, that's probably because it's only true in my head. Actually George and Johnny were kind enough to stop by and I fed them supper. Oh, all right......I actually Photoshopped George and Johnny's heads onto my family's bodies because they like to remain, uh......low-profile. Anonymous. Invisible. My husband is a very private person. In fact, most of the time, even I don't know what's going on with him. Now THAT'S private. Just the
other day he told me what his middle name was. I felt honored to know such privileged information. It only took 7 years....that's pretty good, right? I'm hoping someday he'll tell me when his birthday is, and someday, maybe someday, we can actually hold hands!!! I just love being in a growing relationship.
Johnny Depp, uh, er, I mean my step-son loves my mashed potatoes. See how he's scooping them up. He's a carb fueled 17 year old going on 50. He's a part time Ninja, musician, smart ass, and a ladies man. He won't admit to the ladies man part but his dad and I know better. He'll totally cop to being a smart ass, because he loves being a smart ass and he loves messing with people. He's good at it too. He's off to college next year, which means all our earnings will be sucked into the whirling cash vortex. Woo hoo! All I can say is that boy better get used to eating Top Ramen.
Oh, and yeah, that's really me. I didn't go and put Scarlett Johansson's head on my body or anything like that. Actually I could be happy with Scarlett Johansson's body on my head! As of right now though, I have the pre-Jenny Craig Kirstie Alley body on my head. NO, I haven't called Jenny yet. I'm not going to either. I'm a pastry chef!!
Jenny can kiss my ass! As they say....."No trusta da skinny cook!"
Did I mention I'm married to George Clooney and my step-son is Johnny Depp? I didn't? Well, that's probably because it's only true in my head. Actually George and Johnny were kind enough to stop by and I fed them supper. Oh, all right......I actually Photoshopped George and Johnny's heads onto my family's bodies because they like to remain, uh......low-profile. Anonymous. Invisible. My husband is a very private person. In fact, most of the time, even I don't know what's going on with him. Now THAT'S private. Just the
other day he told me what his middle name was. I felt honored to know such privileged information. It only took 7 years....that's pretty good, right? I'm hoping someday he'll tell me when his birthday is, and someday, maybe someday, we can actually hold hands!!! I just love being in a growing relationship.
Johnny Depp, uh, er, I mean my step-son loves my mashed potatoes. See how he's scooping them up. He's a carb fueled 17 year old going on 50. He's a part time Ninja, musician, smart ass, and a ladies man. He won't admit to the ladies man part but his dad and I know better. He'll totally cop to being a smart ass, because he loves being a smart ass and he loves messing with people. He's good at it too. He's off to college next year, which means all our earnings will be sucked into the whirling cash vortex. Woo hoo! All I can say is that boy better get used to eating Top Ramen.
Oh, and yeah, that's really me. I didn't go and put Scarlett Johansson's head on my body or anything like that. Actually I could be happy with Scarlett Johansson's body on my head! As of right now though, I have the pre-Jenny Craig Kirstie Alley body on my head. NO, I haven't called Jenny yet. I'm not going to either. I'm a pastry chef!!
Jenny can kiss my ass! As they say....."No trusta da skinny cook!"
We have celebrity 'Big Brother' on ch4 at the moment---I thought I had clicked on the wrong link!
Posted by: KeysDan | 01/18/2007 at 06:59 AM